The bangs! The shine! The lengths! Why Layered Online’s Amanda has ‘heart eyes’ for Jessica Day’s hair
“Who’s that girl….? It’s JESS!”
But what are those principles? Let’s break them down. First up – she bangs! I mean, she has bangs that bang! Jessica Day is ALL about the full on, heavy, eyebrow brushing fringe that pulls your focus immediately to those wide baby blue eyes (add heavy frame large glasses for full effect). Let’s be honest, that’s a look that necessitates a fortnightly trip to your local salon just to be able to safely avoid walking into lamp posts on the regular. But you get the impression that Jess would cutely clip away those fringe ends using her nail scissors and then merrily skip along to her next comic caper. The little minx!
Next up, the colour. We’re talking seriously brunette and high gloss here, like an espresso that has made sweet, sweet love to a bourbon biscuit, and then it’s progeny has decided to bathe in a vat of Shellac top coat. This is shiny, vinyl-esque colour, high impact and suggesting health and vitality. It’s also suuuuuuper thick and bouncy, and I can’t help but think that on set, Ms Deschanel had the help of some artfully placed clip-in extensions… but please don’t ruin the illusion for me, reality!
Finally, the length. Just look at it – boob-long and luscious, like she’s eaten a pack of Viviscal supplements with every hot meal for the past three years. It means she can playfully ponytail the shizzle out of it (large ribbons always work well here) and because that fringe is in place, the face frame remains and the ponytail can swing free like a happy black Labrador’s tail.
And I think that’s why I love it so much – it suggests happiness to me. This is happy hair. Jess is always smiley and cute and giggly and fun and warm and, well, totally adorkable. Perhaps if I had this hair, I would be THIS happy too!
And now Jessica Day is gone, too, as New Girl’s final season wrapped this year. We’ll always have that fringe, Jess. Don’t go changing.